Bureau of Transformer
Look at These Legs! May I?
Episode 6
It's not a dream.
I'm Hao Yun,
who opened a pet clinic.
I used to be a vet.
Hello, what can I do for you?
One month ago,
I was caught by a strange organization.
Now you're an intern agent of BOT.
Wu Aiai, from the Security Formation,
will be your leader.
What?
Wu Aiai?
The chief of Security Formation.
My boss
has a terrible temper.
Right now!
Go away!
Do it right now!
In order to run away…
Eat slowly.
…I have to gain her trust.
The ice is cold through the ages.
Everything there is quiet.
Stay calm.
Concentrate on your mind.
Focus.
Breathe in and out.
What the hell is this?
I have a little
immature suggestion.
BOT.
Please cooperate with us.
Fourthy, I'm going to work.
When the street is empty later,
shake the flag hard.
Must I?
Yes.
Chief,
Isn't it Bian's business?
He said he was too nervous.
He became invisible
to deal with his emotions.
Now, listen to me carefully.
When Director Wang asks you,
what will you say to introduce yourself?
I'm a man of Han nationality.
My hobby is...
He doesn't know that you're a human.
If he does, he will have your brain cut out.
So you should say you're a tiger,
got it?
Why am I a tiger?
There is no mark on my forehead.
Director Wang is afraid of tigers.
Impossible.
How could a black bear be afraid of a tiger?
Don't laugh.
Don't mess it up,
or I'll kill you.
Madam,
it's so nice of you
to remind me of this.
Thank you,
I'm afraid that you'll get me into trouble.
Director Wang.
You've had a long journey.
Hello, Director Wang.
Not so loud.
Call me Mr. Wang
Hello, Mr. Wang.
Hello, everybody. Thanks for your service.
Move aside.
Ma'am.
Be careful.
Don't hurt Director Wang's legs.
It's just a magazine about husbandry.
Why do you make it so bureaucratic?
Shall I beat the drums for you?
Chief, let's move upstairs.
OK.
Guys,
Director Wang
cares a lot about the work,
coming from the masses
and serving the masses.
To solve the fund issue in our Bureau,
Director Wang started his own business
again and again.
The Baby Bear Honey
is his latest business.
In the future, our salary and bonus
will be closely related to
Baby Bear Honey.
Let's applaud for Director Wang's
selfless spirit.
Now,
please place your order actively.
I've already sent the link
to our chat group.
How many you purchased
can be seen at the backstage.
Mr. Lee.
Don't force them to make a purchase.
Work is our priority.
But if you like honey,
you can have a try.
Yes. Place your order actively.
Well, let me introduce our agents here.
Kevin Zhou,
the leader of Crime Formation,
is a star agent.
Ambassador for
no smoking and drinking.
He's won the second-class merit eight times,
and the first-class merit three times.
Panther Chief,
I've heard a lot about you.
It's my honor.
What?
Nothing.
Director Wang.
One more photo.
OK.
Bian Liang,
an agent in Crime Formation,
is the only chameleon in BOT.
Thanks to his ability,
we've solved many difficult cases.
But he was too nervous
to come to see you.
These words stand for what he's thinking.
A promising young man. Good!
Director Wang, this is our new agent here.
Hao…
Aiai,
you get thinner.
Your grandma told me to...
Hello, Chief.
Hello.
Wan Xiaojuan,
a doctor in Health Center,
helps the wounded and the dying.
She is outstanding.
We met during the physical test.
Liu Xiaohong, the chief of Household Registration Center,
is also an old…
Old? Am I old?
She is very nice and experienced.
Zhou Xiaoyu
transformed herself into Fish because of the heat,
and ate the bait carelessly when swimming.
Her face was hurt and she hasn't come back till now.
The possum couple
has faked their death on the road many times.
They are still at large.
Stop.
Have you ever heard of
Old Rogue in Mingde?
Old Rogue in Mingde has
sneaked into women's house at night
to sexually harass them.
And he's still on the run.
Two days ago, he harassed my niece.
He's on the wanted list.
How come you didn't know him at all?
Given your situation,
it's impossible for you
to get the year-end bonus.
And none of you
will be promoted this year.
What a villain!
Well,
we cannot tolerate this.
He harassed your niece this time.
Next time, it might be you.
We can't put up with
this kind of behavior.
He can't get away with this.
I promise I'll arrest him myself
to protect millions of ladies
in our city.
Bian.
Here we go.
Hao Yun, let's go.
I can't lose.
Bian, this way.
Why are they going upstairs?
There is a window upstairs
and Chief Zhou often jumps out it
to get to the crime scene earlier.
When investigating a case,
all our agents will spare no efforts.
And they're all talented.
Don't worry.
Look, mom.
I can see his underwear.
Bian, we're going to meet Chief Wang's niece.
Put on your clothes.
Bian,
There are so many balconies.
Why did you steal such a shirt?
I found it nearby.
and it's easy to give it back.
Excuse me.
We're guards from the Baby Bear Honey Factory.
Director Wang sent us here.
How come he sent so many people?
What are you looking at?
Bian,
behave yourself.
Yes, behave yourself.
So the suspect
touched your legs, right?
Yes.
Miss Wang,
can you tell me what happened last night?
At about eleven last night,
when I was sleeping,
I felt someone touching my legs.
I turned on the light
and found someone was licking my legs.
Are you sure he was
he was licking your legs?
Disgusting!
Can you tell us what he looks like?
He wore a hood.
I didn't see him clearly.
I screamed,
and then he ran
towards the balcony.
I chased him,
only to find he was gone
with the window open.
I looked out of the window.
But there was no one outside.
The man disappeared in thin air.
He disappeared?
Awesome.
Me?
What?
I was on duty last night. Check the video.
He disappeared?
Either he could fly,
and he flew away from the window,
or he could become invisible,
and he ran away.
Or he could hide in the toilet
and leave from there.
Miss Wang.
Where's your dog?
I used to have one.
Later, I was too busy to look after it,
so I sent it to my hometown.
No, there should be two dogs.
Look at the urine stains.
There must be a big dog
and a small one.
Both of them regard this corner
as their regions.
I had a sheepdog.
It's in my hometown now.
But I met a little poodle not long ago
when I was running in the park.
I didn't mean to take it back.
But he was so cute,
and I took it back home in the end.
Where is it now?
When I opened the door this morning,
he just ran away.
When and where
did you
meet the poodle?
Last Saturday,
in the Moon Park.
Let's go!
Move!
All the three victims we interviewed
met a poodle
before the incidents happened.
Poodles have strong sexual desires.
They will mate with everything around them,
such as toy bears,
telegraph poles,
kettles
and even…
Women's legs.
I think
he may be a dog who is addicted to legs.
Being a poodle,
he acted cute in order to be adopted.
At night,
he came out
to harass those women.
Then,
he still stayed at the victims' house
to sleep.
On the second day,
he could run away easily.
I envy him!
You what?
I mean
what a filthy and shameless dog.
He often appears at the feeding points
in the communities nearby
where the dog owners often go.
These people love dogs very much.
He took advantage of it
to choose his targets.
Bian!
Director Wang,
Chief Lee.
Poodle often goes to the feeding points in the communities nearby
because those people love dogs very much.
He can choose his target easily.
That's all of our preliminary findings.
Good!
In just a few hours,
you've made such great progress.
Panther Chief,
Well done!
So easy!
Director Wang,
Chief Lee.
We have made a breakthrough.
Sit down.
We've known that
the Poodle that is addicted to legs,
showed up as a dog,
in the communities nearby to be adopted.
After that,
he became a human at night
to harass those women.
It showed up
every Saturday afternoon
at
the Moon Park,
Sunshine Community,
or
the Star Community.
Thanks to Kevin and Bian,
we've made such great progress.
Clap your hands!
Aiai, you said
you've made a breakthrough?
Nothing.
Well,
now I'll assign
the tasks.
All the agents will be
divided into three groups,
a man and a woman each.
You'll be going to these three sites.
Women should walk around
to lure the suspect out,
while men should protect them secretly
and be ready to arrest him.
We can just stalk him.
Must we seduce him?
Aiai,
I helped you to persuade your parents
to let you work in the Third Substation.
You said you would do your best.
So what happened now?
You want to give up?
Of course not.
You know my situation.
All right.
I don't care
what problems you have.
Just move.
Yes.
Doctor Wan.
Be careful.
The Poodle is dangerous.
Who wants to go with Doctor Wan?
Kevin, OK?
Doctor Wan is likely to be his target.
She needs a strong man to protect her.
Next.
Who wants to go with Hong?
Chief, I ...
OK, it's you!
No, Chief
I mean
I'm always working with Chief Wu.
We work well together.
If I work with Hong, I'm afraid to become her burden.
It's not good.
Bastard!.
OK, you go with Aiai.
Hong works with
Bian.
Where is Bian?
Bian.
Hong, how long have you been
wearing this dress?
You haven't bought a new one for a long time.
Bian Liang, come out!
Or you'll lose your bonus!
Hong.
Bian went to the bathroom.
What if you work with me?
Anyway, we worked together before.
Chief, Doctor Wan will work with Bian.
All right.
Not so fast.
I haven't agreed yet.
What about Mr. Duan?
He can't leave now.
Don't worry, I can protect you.
Chief.
What about me?
Well, just get out.
Get in.
Madam.
Maybe you're not aware of what the Poodle likes.
Although he is
a vicious criminal,
he won't be seduced by a woman like you.
What do you mean?
You're not sexy wearing like this.
He likes women's legs.
Then I'll show my legs to him.
How?
Well, let's talk about the meditation book.
Does it work?
No, it doesn't.
I just can't remember it.
It makes my heart beat even faster.
You're an agent of BOT now.
Why are you still so superstitious?
It's not superstition.
The content of it doesn't matter.
But it can help you to calm down.
If you can't remember it,
just recite something else,
for example, the multiplication tables.
It works, right?
Get in.
Kevin.
Do you really want to work with me
or you helped me out of pity?
Out of pity?
No way.
Impossible.
Why do you want to work with me?
You,
you were my former leader.
We worked together
and cooperated well.
You begin to stammer.
You'll stammer when you're lying.
I know you want to be promoted.
Isn't it easier to catch the Poodle
to work with Doctor Wan?
I think you're more beautiful than her.
You're lying.
I'm not.
You said I would stammer when I lied.
I'm not stammering.
Well,
where do you think
I'm better than her?
Everything.
I'm not attractive at all.
Even the dog ignores me.
What the hell are you doing?
Lick and touch her.
Kevin.
What do you mean？
Hurry up, Hong.
Let's go.
Moon Park
Uncle Wu,
you just had cardiac surgery last week.
Why are you here?
I'm just passing by.
Don't be angry, Wan.
I'll go back now.
Bian,
is it you?
No.
What are you doing?
I'm
protecting you closely.
Hao Yun,
Star Community
take out the Spider Umbrella.
My gut tells me he is coming.
Madam,
well,
it's good to be confident.
But overconfidence is called conceit.
Wearing like this,
you can't lure the suspect out.
Why not?
Look behind me.
I'm happy. I'm healthy.
Well,
being humble
and kind
is nothing wrong.
But don't forget our task today is
to seduce the suspect.
In my closet, I have no other clothes
that can show my legs.
Don't you have a dress?
I often transform into a man.
It's not suitable to wear dresses.
Got it!
So I prepared something for you.
Take it easy.
Stupid dogs!
I can handle them myself.
It's just a scratch.
Nothing serious.
Hong,
you have more medicine than Doctor Wan does.
My son is naughty.
He runs around every day,
and he gets hurt easily.
So does you.
You're an adult. You should behave yourself.
Let's call it a day.
The school is about to over, isn't it?
Wait a moment.
You don't want to solve the case?
I do.
Or you think I can't seduce a dog?
Of course not.
Turn around.
You're so sweet.
If I were the Poodle,
I would've thrown myself at you.
You're lying again.
Come on!
Be quick.
Say something!
What are you doing?
How do you like it？
Is it all right?
Do l look good now?
Madam.
You're just like
a dog lying in the manger.
What do you mean?
A pretty girl like you
dresses like a tomboy every day.
It's like a dog in the manger.
It's just
a waste of your beauty.
Hao Yun,
go hide.
Is he here?
I have a feeling.
He is coming.
Charlie.
Just send me the address of the restaurant.
I'm looking forward
to seeing you tonight.
Bao, I'm free tomorrow afternoon.
Pick me up then, OK?
What are you thinking?
Your mouth is watering.
Nothing.
When I fell asleep,
was there a poodle around?
There's no sign of him yet.
Just wait a moment.
Doctor Wan,
I have a question.
Why don't you find a boyfriend?
All that I chatted with just now are my boyfriends.
I mean one that has
a long-term,
stable and
serious relationship with you.
I'm serious.
Have you ever thought about
marrying a man in the future?
I don't feel insecure.
Nor do I need money.
Look at Hong.
She got married early.
Is her life happy now?
It's not proper for me
to talk about her private life.
But I'm clear that
a woman should find
an honest and reliable man
whether she will marry him or not.
And
it's better that they work together,
and know each other well.
Jason,
haven't we agreed
to be casual?
I'm not willing to get married now.
You can find a better woman.
The woman smells like a vet.
Didn't you say it would work if I wore this?
Where is the dog?
The Poodle may be busy.
Harassing women is his hobby.
He may have work to do.
Here he is.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's him.
Can I shoot him now?
No.
It's too far.
You'll miss him.
Why doesn't he come here?
You can't just stand there.
You need to seduce him.
That's too intentional.
He is just a dog now.
What should I do?
Be nice
and kind.
Squat down and smile.
Play with your hair and smile!
Here comes another girl.
I need better ideas.
Right now!
Be sexy,
and wink at him to seduce him.
Wink at him?
That's not a wink.
It seems that you're going to kill someone.
Come here!
Here you are.
Let's go.
OK.
Good. Stay like this
Madam.
Stop talking.
Madam, come on.
You can't transform into a man now.
Hold on.
Recite something.
6×6=36
7×7=49
1×9=9
2×8=16
6×9=54
Bureau of Transformer.
You're suspected of indecency
and transforming in public.
Now you're under arrest.
Zhang Xingang,
a Poodle,
35 years old.
A former lecturer in Mingde University
and was expelled
because of molesting girls.
You're educated.
How could you do such a filthy thing?
You think it's filthy
because the environment around you
tells you that and gives you
such perception.
But it's not absolute.
Do you know Casanova?
In the 19th century,
he was a famous playboy.
In his life,
he had countless mistresses.
What's more,
he was in love with all of them.
Don't talk nonsense.
Confess what you did.
I'm not guilty.
Let me ask you.
What is love?
Love is
tolerant
and free.
Right?
Moreover,
those ladies
also loved me
and they wanted me.
I brought them happiness
and I accompanied them.
Is that a crime?
Shameless!
Did they give you consent?
Falling in love?
Did you show them your true form?
Filthy,
despicable
and shameless.
Let me teach you something else.
I love you,
but it's none of your business.
Do you know what the Platonic Love is?
Well, do you even know
who Plato is?
Can you understand?
I hope you can set me free
as soon as possible.
Don't forget that
I'm the only lecturer among
the transformers in Mingde.
I admire your eloquence.
Only you could make indecency
sounds innocent.
However,
you're guilty of
sexual harassment.
Even though you're educated,
you'll still be punished.
Am I right?
Zhengzong,
there is a special cell, NO.5, in the Head Office,
Do you remember it?
Yeah, I remember.
It's for perverts only.
Mr. Zhang,
you'll be imprisoned there.
Mr. Zhang.
In that cell,
you can find people who are just like you.
You can discuss your views of life,
your values
and views of love, too.
Give them lectures.
No.
Well,
there is no need for that.
Get the car ready.
Mr. Zhang will go to
the Head office with me.
Madam,
I learned
a lot
from this case.
I felt my soul
was purified.
What did you learn?
A man
can't make mistakes as Mr. Zhang did.
Otherwise,
he'll rot in jail,
and serve his cellmates.
That's terrible.
Where are you looking at?
I'm just
training my will.
Madam,
you're so beautiful.
I'd better take a few more looks at you
so that
I can resist the temptations in the future.
Me?
As a man, you're powerful.
As a woman, you're gorgeous.
Perfect!
Really?
Do you want to have a taste of this?
This is no need.
I don't deserve it.
You do.
I can take you to see Doctor Wan right now
to have your sex changed.
Let's go
Madam,
Madam.
Hao Yun.
Do you want to die?